After some trouble with WordPress (it’s still all love though) I’ve decided to move my blog to SarcasticDBag.Blogspot.com.

Please check us out, cause we’re still doing our thing every day.

Also, if you’re into Onion-style fake news and satire, check out FakeNewsCartel.com.

You won’t be disappointed.

Peter Rosenberg continues to act like a kid in a candy store, and he firmly establishes Drake’s Jewish connection.

TORONTO!!!

I love Dallas Penn. Go get Asleep in the Bread Aisle.

Holy fuck! Eminem is the king!

Eminem – 3 A.M.

4/20 anthem? Yessir!

Rapid Ric ft. B.o.B., Devin The Dude, Chalie Boy & Cory Mo – Gettin High

Harmsworth is worth your time. What’s the harm? Terrible jokes, but it’s early.

J’aime le DUBSTEP wk no. 9 – Harmsworth

TRACKLIST:

01. Borgore(amp) – Guided Relaxation
02. Nero – Go Back
03. AC Slater – Hello
04. Shock One – Adachigahras Theme
05. Reso – If Ya Canít Beat Em
06. Kid Cud – Day n Night (jots remix crowdrock recut)
07. Stereo MCs – Black Gold (Marlow remix)
08. Ed Solo – Age of Dub

Twista’s album Category F5 drops on June 16th. Support Chicago hip-hop!

Link:

Twista – The Calm Before The Storm (Mixtape)

Tracklist:

1. Twista Checks In
2. Twista-Wetter (Get In Wet pt. 2)
3. Twista ft Liffy Stokes-Get Yo Money Right
4. Skooda Chose ft Twista & The Cool Kids-Loungin’
5. Twista-Goon To A Goblin
6. Twista-2 Times
7. Twista ft Shawnna-Shorty Got Work
8. Mello Tha Guddamann-2 Night
9. Liffy Stokes-Dopeman
10. Twista-Marco Polo Freestyle
11. Skooda Chose-Fly Shit
12. Twista ft David Banner & Sean Paul-Diamonds In My Watch Piece
13. Twista Speaks
14. B Hype ft Twista & Liffy Stokes-Warning
15. Twista-Whip It Freestyle
16. Twista ft Freeway-Hustle Hard
17. Twista ft Liffy Stokes & Mello Tha Guddamann-On The Block
18. Twista-Still Do It
19. Twista ft Prince-I Can Make You Say (Prod. by Kanye West)
20. Twista-Game On Lock
21. Twista Signs Off Till June 16th
22. Twista-Streets On Lock

Amazin’ NBA footage! Cavs all the way baby!

Lebron for MVP! No contest there.

I’m a lil worried about the Lakers with a healthy Bynum, and Odom coming strong off the bench, but I think King James, Mo and Big Z can handle them.

A friend of mine referred me to a lovely website with an excerpt of an article about Lil Wayne written by another publication that you may have heard of called Playboy.

This is just too good to not print, so here it is: Lil Wayne’s account of how he lost his virginity at age 11 while playing board games:

I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.

In other Young Weezy news, I also stumbled across an article about the circumstances surrounding the incident when Lil Wayne shot himself (accidentally) in the chest at age 12. This one is a little more serious, despite the fact that the first article is just downright fucking hilarious.

Here’s an excerpt from that article courtesy of Nola.com:

Lil Wayne never would have made it had it not been for big Robert Hoobler.

The celebrated New Orleans rapper would have bled to death on the floor of his mother’s Hollygrove apartment the afternoon of Nov. 11, 1994, at just 12 years old, after accidentally shooting himself in the chest while playing with a 9 mm handgun.

If not for Hoobler, the New Orleans police officer who cradled the bleeding boy in the back of a squad car that day on the way to the hospital, the Grammy-winning superstar would never have made the cover of the current issue of Rolling Stone.

Check out the full article for more info.

Peace

- DSuththeDBag

Further Reading: Cop Saved Lil Wayne’s Life When he Shot Himself at Age 12

Watch out Jay Smooth, this kid is the best vlogger alive.

Previously: Droppin’ Knowledge about Chris Brown and Rihanna